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		<title>The Pharmacist</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there&#8217;s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it&#8217;s a good thing. The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hooker Tax</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 14:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she&#8217;d have to go home and think about it and that she&#8217;d call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tied to the Tracks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes to the pub and says to his friend: â€œyou wonâ€™t believe what happened. I was taking a shortcut along the railway track when I found a girl tied to it. So I untied her and we had non-stop sex for hours, all the positions, everything.â€ â€œThatâ€™s great!â€ replies his friend. â€œDid you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Farmer and Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores. &#8220;That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. Ive hung a nail by the right stall so youll know which one I want him to impregnate.&#8221; Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bar Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KID LEARNS ABOUT POPPING THE CHERR</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 DAY A KID AFTER SCHOOL COMES HOME AND IS DOIN HIS HOME WORK WHEN HE SUDDENLY HEARS HIS SISTER TALKING ON THE PHONE HE HEARS HER TALKING TO HER FREIND SHE SAID LAST NIGHT I POP MY CHERRY AS THE KID IS THINKING TO HIMSELF I WONDER WHAT POP MY CHERRY MEANS HE THINKS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Frog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man surveys the women in a nightclub, picks out the most attractive, and takes a seat next to her at the bar. He uses all his best lines, but gets nowhere. Finally, he reaches into his pocket, takes out a small box, and pulls a frog out of it. &#8220;Cute,&#8221; says the woman. &#8220;Is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drugs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, &#8220;If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won&#8217;t be sent to jail.&#8221; So the two men agree and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Bucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny was in his math&#8217;s class one day when the teacher singled him out. &#8220;If I gave you $20,&#8221; the teacher began,&#8221; and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?&#8221; &#8220;An orgy,&#8221; Johnny answered.]]></description>
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		<title>The Saddle Horn</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pretty girl is driving through the West. Her car runs out of gas, and an Indian comes along on a horse, and gives her a ride to a gas station. Every few minutes he lets out a wild whoop that would curdle milk. Finally, he drops her off with a final Yaaaaa-Hooo! and gallops [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ever made love to Ghost?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: &#8220;Who here has seen a ghost?&#8221; Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: &#8220;Who here has spoken with a ghost?&#8221; Half the audience puts up their hands. &#8220;And who here has touched a ghost?&#8221; Ten percent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Camping</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, &#8220;If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?&#8221; &#8220;Hell no!&#8221; the guy said. The stranger then asked, &#8220;If you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Poem</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny poem must look! The Creation of a Pussy Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third [...]]]></description>
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		<title>K-Y Jelly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do they call K-Y Jelly in Germany? Der Wienerslider]]></description>
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		<title>State Trooper and the Old Lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband. When the trooper asks the lady for her driver&#8217;s license the lady responds, â€œHeh, what did he say?â€ The old man speaks up as he says, â€œHE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER&#8217;S LICENSE.â€ [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Masturbation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man&#8217;s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the study was published, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Abe</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, &#8220;Going to a party?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, a costume party,&#8221; the man answered, &#8220;I&#8217;m supposed to come dressed as my love life.&#8221; &#8220;But you look like Abe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Gregory</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother&#8217;s room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and groaning, &#8220;I want a man, I want a man.&#8221; Shaking his head in bewilderment, Gregory [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Elevator</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy steps into an elevator and there&#8217;s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you&#8217;ll be able to forgive me.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, &#8220;Do you know what I&#8217;m doing?&#8221; &#8220;Yes,&#8221; she replied, [...]]]></description>
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